hey here is my version. Something SO UGLY that you HAVE to have to get it.
I collect penguins at work, (stuffed) along with them is my llamma, and this THING is called "the evil jallopino" the thing is a "stuffed animal" but stuffed with what appear to be steel bb's and this 6" thing weight about 15lbs. It's horrible.
Buddha, my dream house would have a play room the size of a BB court and some serious chiller happening. Gotta love penguin, they are short , fat and featherless , and cn only fly in water, hmmmmmm sounds like someone I know