Arghhhhhh.... I pull the night watch and end up getting the early morning wake up call from the office... Network trouble... Arghhhh
Don't even have time to put my contacts in, so I got these scratched up ole glasses on, stop at Wawa for my coffee, and I'm standing in line, the cell phone rings... As I answer the phone, the chick behind the counter must have took offense of me answering my phone and snaps at me, "What else ya want?" She rips the money out of my hand and there's cash flying everywhere... Then she quips, "oh, sorry" in a sarcastic manner... Me being the gentleman I am, reply back with, "If ya don't drop the tude, you will be"... She gives me my change and tells me to have a nice day and I tell her to go to hell....
On the road again.. Yeah, boy oh boy I can't wait to get on the road again... Pull into traffic and quickly realize it must be testing day at the retardo camp and they all decided to drive with me... I got idiots cutting me off, and have Moses' grandma speeding along at a whopping 15 MPH in a 35.... (They really should legalize choking the crap out of idiots)
After a bunch of road rage induced cursing and a bit of hand gesturing, I finally get to the office without getting a ticket otr arrested....
I walk through the door and the receptionist says, "Everything is fine now...."
Yeah, like hell it is.... Where's my **** pillow, I wanna go back to sleep...
