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How to impress a woman:
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Believe in her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her Jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Buy her candles,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.

How To Impress A Man:
Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.

:D :beer:

· Ughhh.. Dinoflagelettes..
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Doug1 said:
Oh yah right , encourag this sort of thing ;)
If you insist..... ;)

When I first met my wife and she was comming over to my place for the first time, I asked her to pick up a pack of smokes and some soda on the way over.... She thought that was really odd... I thought it was a good test of obedience.... ;)

True story... :beer:

· Ughhh.. Dinoflagelettes..
1,340 Posts

Well, before I started to spend money on the courting process, I wanted to be sure she wouldn't have any qualms about picking up stuff from the store for me... :D

She still laughs about it... ;)
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