[Stang69]

Foloowing up on a thread I read the other day.....




Hi My name is Jeff and Im a reefaholic.


Step 1 complete

 

[MontanaRocknReefer]

Admitting to myself that I am powerless over other people, places or things(in which case is my reef aquarium).

Step 2 complete

 

[wasabi]

step two.. came to believe that a pile of rocks grater than myself could restore me to sanity.

 

[Stang69]

I have made a decision to turn my reef over to the reef gods as I understand them.


Step 3 complete



Jeff


Feel free to step in anytime folks hehehheh

 

[thefatman]

i have made a descision to practice the fineart of patience in all things reef related.

step 4 complete

jay

 

[Alice]

I shall remember to turn off the water before I go to bed.

Step 5 complete.

Can I have a chip now?

 

[JennM]

I shall remember that there is no substitute for small, frequent water changes.

Step 6 complete.

 

[finaddictfred]

AARRGGHH..this is too hard..just gimmie a beer already !!
Just one more SMALL tank honey..I promise thats all..yeah a 180 is a small tank dear ....in the universal scheme of things thats not very big at all.

 

[Geoff]

i have grown gills.

Step 7 complete.

G~

 

[hooked]

I will do research on all fish and coral purchases, I will stop being a compulsive buyer.

Step 8 complete.

 

[JennM]

My employer makes my paycheck payable to the LFS.

Step 9 complete.

 

[thefatman]

the children of my lfs owner send me greeting cards on holidays thank me for putting food on thier table.

step 10 complete

 

[wasabi]

step 11 continued to add to our reef inventory and when the lfs was wrong promptly chastised them.

 

[Doug1]

HAHAHAHA, silly self Deluding Mortals, I have the POWER and YOU are ALL MINE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Alice]

Hmmmmm...someone may have drank too much coffee at a meeting

 

[MontanaRocknReefer]

Admitting to myself that my new home is in a crevise in a nice LR with mushrooms/zoo's on the window sill and lifting my eyes and staring with deep felt emotions to the surface of water and the sun above!

No steps need here! It's beyond that!

 

[beach bum]

uummmm... yeah. whatever. Saying the steps don't mean jack.

The truth is you all have no hope of getting clean while you still have a reef in the house. Complete and total abstinence baby.

Maybe you should all try OverReefers Anonymous instead.

tsk, tsk.

 

[Doug1]

hehehehehe