). His attention is held captive by her beauty and charm. He has been checking her out since he first noticed her, but lacks the nerve to break the ice.Mornin mornin... I'm headed to the school in a bit . asia's last day, so they are having field day, relay races, food, etc... should be fun.
So the CEO of Kentucky Fried Chicken calls up the pope.
Your excellancy, as you may know, KFC has been goign through some hard times recently. and i was wondering if you could change the lords prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to: "give us this day, our daily chicken" Then i belive that people will eat more chicken, and KFC will once again rise to the top of the fast food market.
The pope says, well that would be unethical of me, the lords prayer has remained unchanged for years.
The ceo of KFC says, tell ya what, i will donate 100 thousand dollars to the mission of your choice if you can do it. but, the pope isn't swayed.
a few weeks later, the CEo calls the pope again. Dear father, would you please reconsider changing the lords prayer to say "give us this day our daily chicken" KFC is falling more and more in debt. If you can do this for me, i will donate 500 thousand dollars to to any mission of your choice. but the pope isnt swayed.
a few weeks later the ceo once again calls the pope for his final plea. Your excellancy, i beg of you to please reconsider changing the lords prayer to say "give us this day our daily chicken" if you do, i will donate 1 MILLION dollars, AND 25% of KFC earnings for 5 years, to the vatican, or the mission of your choice.
The pope considers it, and decides that it sure is an awful lot of money, and could help a great number of less fortunate people around the world. so he says it's a deal.
Later that day the pope calls a meeting with his top cardinals and bishops. "Gentlemen, i have good news and bad news. The good news, is that KFC has offered us 1 million dollars, plus 25% of their earnings for the next 5 years, if we change the the lords prayer to 'give us this day our daily chicken' so i agreed. The bad news is...." And his top cardinal pipes up and says , "i guess that means we lost the Wonderbread account"
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So the CEO of Kentucky Fried Chicken calls up the pope.
Your excellancy, as you may know, KFC has been goign through some hard times recently. and i was wondering if you could change the lords prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to: "give us this day, our daily chicken" Then i belive that people will eat more chicken, and KFC will once again rise to the top of the fast food market.
The pope says, well that would be unethical of me, the lords prayer has remained unchanged for years.
The ceo of KFC says, tell ya what, i will donate 100 thousand dollars to the mission of your choice if you can do it. but, the pope isn't swayed.
a few weeks later, the CEo calls the pope again. Dear father, would you please reconsider changing the lords prayer to say "give us this day our daily chicken" KFC is falling more and more in debt. If you can do this for me, i will donate 500 thousand dollars to to any mission of your choice. but the pope isnt swayed.
a few weeks later the ceo once again calls the pope for his final plea. Your excellancy, i beg of you to please reconsider changing the lords prayer to say "give us this day our daily chicken" if you do, i will donate 1 MILLION dollars, AND 25% of KFC earnings for 5 years, to the vatican, or the mission of your choice.
The pope considers it, and decides that it sure is an awful lot of money, and could help a great number of less fortunate people around the world. so he says it's a deal.
Later that day the pope calls a meeting with his top cardinals and bishops. "Gentlemen, i have good news and bad news. The good news, is that KFC has offered us 1 million dollars, plus 25% of their earnings for the next 5 years, if we change the the lords prayer to 'give us this day our daily chicken' so i agreed. The bad news is...." And his top cardinal pipes up and says , "i guess that means we lost the Wonderbread account"
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