[Jimmer]

WOO-HOO...Gimmie sumptin to burn! Ya'll wake up!!!!! :beer: :beer: :beer:

 

[Jimmer]

Hmmm...That couch looks flammable..

No, I got it... WHERE's THE YUGO??!!!! :funny: :funny:

Somebody toss me another beer! :beer: :beer:

 

[Jimmer]

Jimmer, the only thing better than a flaming couch, is a flaming couch rolling off a roof!.......

ill get the ladder

WOO-HOO.......This'll teach Doug for passing out early! I still need that beer! Oh, nevermind I just found one in my hand.

Doo-dee-doo-doo

Hey, is that Spanky sleeping over there??? Someone gimmie a hair trimmer and a sharpie. I'LL BE UP THERE IN A MINUTE DAVE!!! Just gotta give good old Jerel a quick haircut. :idea:

 

[Jimmer]

Hey, look out BELOW....Here comes the sofa!!!!

Buzz, what are you doing by that pond??!!

 

[Jimmer]

You guys think Jay would mind if I buried these pennies under this nice deep layer of sand?

NAAAAAHHH, I didn't think so.

 

[Jimmer]

Here, lemme open the window for ya! ***crash** There it's open now! Where's my BEER?? :beer: :beer:

 

[Jimmer]

Oh man....you need more help that this drunk can provide in one night...Ill go ask everyone else in the house, maybe one of them is unfortunate enough to also own a mac.....brb......

(you understand I have been drinking and BRB could mean just about anything)

Hey MAN!!! Not on my shoes!! Sheesh!

 

[Jimmer]

Hey someone roll that Yugo over here!!! I still have some butane left in my lighter..**flick**flick**

I..**falls to ground**

SNORE.......................................................................................

 

[Jimmer]

hmm...?? Ohhhh....Anyone got any aspirin??? Maybe a nice big glass of water.

For the love of god people...STOP SHOUTING...oohhhhhh ouch.....