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As explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One
>afternoon at Cheers, Cliff was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy
>Norm. Here's how it went:
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>"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
>fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest
>and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection
>is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the
>whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
>In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
>slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain
>cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
>In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
>making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. ! That's why you
>always feel smarter after a few beers." :beer:
 
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