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This just in from the news wire:
Two disheveled persons, self described as "Reefers", are scheduled to arrive in South Florida after fleeing their homelands in homemade vessels resembling large aquarium tanks! One, who would only give her code name, "Tang", said conditions were so bad in her native land that she "just had to flee." It seems that she hadn't seen sunshine in so long that she packed up her shorts outfits and SPF 30 sunscreen and just fled toward the sun.
The other escapee seeking asylum, who identified himself only as Sir Reefalot, AKA Thomas, has pledged to remain in Florida until the ruling junta in his native land paints over a large water tower that now resembles a peach with vivid orange paint!
Each says they are "Refugia", obviously a corruption of the word "Refugee", and plan to apply for Florida citizenship, government grants, tour Disneyland and seek agents for book deals about their escape ordeals and exploits.
Man oh man FD, I was starting to get worried about you. I think I might agree with doug, what hobby shall we give him though??? BG
SL
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Florida officials have rejected the applications for asylum of the two errant Refugia, T.D., AKA "Reefaroni" and Alice, AKA "Sunshine Tang". Background checks on the duo revealed membership in a weird cult called MACNAITES, who are reputed to spend countless hours meditating in front of illuminated glass icons containing bizarre creatures. The humming sound from these icons is reputed to mesmerize the viewer and alter both their conscious and subconscious mental states. Members allegedly spend most, if not all, of their financial resources in pursuit of increasing their glass icon's hyperkinetic powers.
Officials confirmed that both were deported to their home states.
heh heh heh... still recovering from the trip, Goby's comments on Reef Central (see Doug's link) pretty much sum it up, we CAN give you the inside scoop on things going on in the background. Film at 11 (tonite) I have to go BACK TO WORK AAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
(btw, DID YOU KNOW that Alice has a great tolerance for aguave products??? ;-), and NO, we did not see any of NASA's fish while we were there...)
Alice, AKA "Sunshine Tang" was last seen getting out of a green chevy S10 on the corner of Sunrise Blvd and A1A in Ft Lauderdale beach Monday about 12:30pm, The truck was driven by a very scruffy looking white male about 30 something! No contact with her has been made since.
Reefaroni was last seen Sunday driving on 95 north bound in a white F150 pickup with two acrylic tanks and stands in the bed of the truck.
Good thing I left work early today sick. Obviously gonna have to go on a Search and Rescue mission. I hate having to do that in tropical climates. Maybe I'll post a reward instead,I'm to old for SAR
OK heres the deal: an autographed copy of
"The Scottish Reefers MAnual" and I'll throw in my copy of "Last Kisses Greatest Hits" to whoever sends her back to oregon, or if you smuggle her and any Acanthurid onto a space shuttle flight I'll get the CD autographed
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OK heres the deal: an autographed copy of
"The Scottish Reefers MAnual" and I'll throw in my copy of "Last Kisses Greatest Hits" to whoever sends her back to oregon, or if you smuggle her and any Acanthurid onto a space shuttle flight I'll get the CD autographed
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Space shuttle and old age! I just knew that Space Cowboy would be talkin' Tang juice somehow
They finally drug me kicking and screaming (well, not too much screaming, you couldn't leave your mouth open for long or you'd drown, sheesh, I thought it rained in Oregon!)and deported me back to Oregon. And you know what??? It's not raining here!! I go to Florida and the sun came out about twice ;p
I did manage to make it back to the hotel, finally, after that "scruffy white male" dropped me off but the day was an adventure, let me tell you! I'll fill you all in when my brain is back in working order but jet lag has got the best of me and I'm off to Wonderland.
~Alice
[This message has been edited by Alice (edited 10-04-2000).]
ALICE!!!
We are so glad you are safe at home! We were beginning to worry that Fla. had deported you to Portland Maine or that the MACNAITES had spirited you away to their secret headquarters to make you High Priestess of the cult!
At least Doug can keep his CD and Scottish Reefkeepers Manual! We Expect a full report.
Welcome Back!
Dick
[This message has been edited by FishDaddy (edited 10-04-2000).]
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