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12-18-2007, 04:20 PM
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The Original Clownfish
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Damascus, OR
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Stupid Fish Humor, Let's see what you come up with.
Do fish ever get tired of swimming?
Do fish ever tell each other to never let them see you sweat?
Do fish notice when you're naked? I know my old parrot used to whistle every time you walked by in the buff!
Just some dumb thoughts I've had avoiding housework.
Post your stupid thoughts and see how long we can keep this going 
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12-18-2007, 04:27 PM
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Just some guy, you know?
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Phoenix AZ
Posts: 17,689
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Do fish feel the same way about bubbles in there tank, as we feel about water leaking in our house?
Whiskey
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"Be the water, not the rock."
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12-18-2007, 04:31 PM
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Drain Bamaged
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Corona, CA USA
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Do fish ever get tired of seafood?
I can't take credit for that one though, it's from the movie Arthur
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12-18-2007, 04:32 PM
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The Original Clownfish
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Damascus, OR
Posts: 200
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Can fish tell when others have gas?
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12-18-2007, 08:26 PM
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The Original Clownfish
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Damascus, OR
Posts: 200
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Can you teach your fish how to jellydance?
Come on, nobody else? Use your open or closed brain for something else |
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12-18-2007, 10:14 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jan 1999
Location: Southern Oregon
Posts: 21,061
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"What did the fish say when it swam into a wall"?
DAM
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I'll just touch your face and drift away , like smoke rings in the dark
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12-18-2007, 10:26 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: bend, oregon
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No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man. The game warden asked him how he did it. The man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day. Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish. The game warden told him that this was illegal. The man took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to the game warden and said " Shut up and fish!".
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12-18-2007, 11:03 PM
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I've got the REEF rash!
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 23,100
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Wonder if you have a huge tank and one fish has detention does the rest of the school of fish Waite for him?
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12-19-2007, 03:47 AM
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The Original Clownfish
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Damascus, OR
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Do you hear your fish say "filler up" when walking up to the tank? Or would you like that topped off sir in response?
Don't play pixie sticks in front of your tank, it gives the fish bad vibes. Especially the game of operation, going in for the guts.
I think it's time for bed.
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12-19-2007, 09:58 AM
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Big Fishy
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 751
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Why are fish so smart? because they live in schools.
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his
neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the
cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha
doing, Tim?"
"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking
up. "And I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a
goldfish, isn't it?"
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's
because he's inside your cat." 
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12-19-2007, 10:16 AM
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Little Fishy
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 170
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Are fish always sick, cause they do not wait 30 mins after eating to go swimming?
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12-19-2007, 07:37 PM
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Quo vadis, Domini.
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Texas, USA
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Rumors of monster catfish abound in East Texas.
One diver went down in Lake o' the Pines in search of the fabeled 1000 lb flathead cat. He resurfaced an hour later with an incredible tale:
Game Warden: Well? Did you see him?
Diver: You bet! I was swimming down on the bottom when I noticed an old Chevy van sunk down there. You know old cars and junk like that are perfect hiding places for bigguns, so I swam up to it and sure enough there was a monster resting in there. I tried my best to grab him, even got a stick to poke at him so he'd swim out in the open but I had to give up and surface.
Warden: Why's that? Run outta air?
Diver: Nope! The dang fish kept rolling up the window! 
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12-19-2007, 07:46 PM
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Little Fishy
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Cincinnati,OH
Posts: 416
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12-19-2007, 07:50 PM
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They call me EC
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: central Florida
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronjunior
Can you teach your fish how to jellydance? If they live in a school.
Come on, nobody else? Use your open or closed brain for something else |
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12-19-2007, 07:54 PM
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Enjoy it now
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Chattanooga, TN
Posts: 4,087
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Siberman
Rumors of monster catfish abound in East Texas.
One diver went down in Lake o' the Pines in search of the fabeled 1000 lb flathead cat. He resurfaced an hour later with an incredible tale:
Game Warden: Well? Did you see him?
Diver: You bet! I was swimming down on the bottom when I noticed an old Chevy van sunk down there. You know old cars and junk like that are perfect hiding places for bigguns, so I swam up to it and sure enough there was a monster resting in there. I tried my best to grab him, even got a stick to poke at him so he'd swim out in the open but I had to give up and surface.
Warden: Why's that? Run outta air?
Diver: Nope! The dang fish kept rolling up the window!
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I like that
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