Yes though my story is not reef related and happened just a few short hours ago. The one time I sit down on the toilet at the firehouse and don't spend half a roll of toilet paper lining every article of clothing which could even remotely have a chance at coming near my poop chute, we get a bell for a fire.
Wouldn't you know it I didn't even have enough time to pull my pants up under my bunker pants. I can't recall the last time I have ever been this uncomfortable. Granted in the army I had been caught in a compromising condition like this a few times before, but a few well aimed shots from a buddy allows enough time to clean up and pull up.
Man that freaking sucked. Now after my wonderful story and surely the mental images that followed....enjoy your morning coffee!!
