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07-10-2002, 06:51 PM
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Shark
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: wash
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OFR definition
Ya aint an OFR til these have happened to you.
-You havent leaned over the edge of the tank since the last time you spent 3 hours fighting an emerald crab for your false teeth.
-When people ask you how long you have been in the hobby you say "longer than you have been alive"
-Last time you did a bucket water change you didnt get out of bed for 4 days.
-YOur fish are so old you have to dose the tank with Viagra when ever you take your dose.
-YOu dont do so well on dirt bikes.
-You have so many growth rings you the National Forest Service has deemed you a nation monument.
-You use a motorised magnet to clean the glass and you havent been able to touch the bottom in 27 years.
-Your corals keep growng taller even though you keep getting shorter.
and the final OFR requirement.
-You have come to the realization that your tank will out live you.
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07-10-2002, 07:05 PM
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Ghost of reefers past
Join Date: Jan 1999
Location: Southern Oregon, Way West of Dimples ;)
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On behalf of a few un named reefers here, what is your point Mike 
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07-11-2002, 12:02 AM
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TRT Staff The Mominator
Join Date: Jan 1999
Location: Just South Of Seattle
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LOL Mike!! That is a hoot! Of course, it's probably funnier to me as I'm still teetering on the crest of the hill 
Doug, I think you'd better t*f*a this one; it's a keeper! 
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07-11-2002, 12:11 AM
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Birthday tracker
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Spartanburg, SC USA
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Yipes! I think I recognize one or 2 of those.
But the one about me getting shorter??? Bah!
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07-11-2002, 01:21 AM
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Ghost of reefers past
Join Date: Jan 1999
Location: Southern Oregon, Way West of Dimples ;)
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Geez i recognize or suffer from 50% or more, I'm not sure whether to delete or t*f*a*
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07-11-2002, 02:43 AM
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That Biker Looking Guy
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Illinois
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Ya might be a OFR if...........
You usea photocell under the MH lights to recharge your pacemaker batteries
Pls continue
Jeff
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07-11-2002, 03:06 AM
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TRT Staff The Mominator
Join Date: Jan 1999
Location: Just South Of Seattle
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You might be an OFR if...
...the swing arm on your hydrometer will only go to half mast
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07-11-2002, 08:40 AM
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A goof
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Plymouth, MN USA
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07-11-2002, 10:04 AM
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Look deeply into my eyes
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Location, Location
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LMAO ,Mike,,,,,,,the truth hurts!
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07-11-2002, 11:53 AM
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TRT Staff The Mominator
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ok, ok...that was a lame one, Jon, I gotta admit. It was late, Iwas tired...now it's early and I'm tired, LOL. Anybody else got any??
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07-11-2002, 12:38 PM
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Shark
Join Date: Nov 2001
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You know your an OFR when its either 9:00am or 9:00pm and your to tired to post a good reply
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07-11-2002, 12:50 PM
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Birthday tracker
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Spartanburg, SC USA
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Alice! You dun got zapped
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07-12-2002, 12:21 AM
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TRT Staff The Mominator
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I think it must be later than I thought!
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07-12-2002, 01:35 AM
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Look deeply into my eyes
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Stray Voltage is a good day!
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07-12-2002, 02:02 AM
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That Biker Looking Guy
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Illinois
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Ya might be an OFR if
You call a water change foreplay
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