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Old 09-03-2002, 05:36 PM   #1
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You know you're trailer trash when......


1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has
more teeth than your spouse.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter
smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and
still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league"
bowls on a different night.
5. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."
6. You wonder how service stations keep their
restrooms so clean.
7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying,
"Hey watch this."
8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
10. Your junior prom had a daycare.
11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner
are, "Gentlemen start your engines."
12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
exploded right off its wheels.
13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down,
depending on how much gas is in it.
14. You have to go outside to get something from the
fridge.
15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
16. You need one more hole punched in your
card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because
there's a law against it.
18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your
wife drunk.
19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
20 . Your front porch collapses and kills
more than five dogs
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Old 09-03-2002, 09:07 PM   #2
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ROTFLOL

21. Your idea of a house warming party is inviting your friends over to take the wheels off your house.

Thanks TimBeR,
I needed a good laugh today.
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Old 09-03-2002, 11:38 PM   #3
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22. When your reef tank costs more than the trailer you live in.


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Old 09-03-2002, 11:44 PM   #4
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Hmmm,,,wheels are turnin'(no trailer joke infered) LOL
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Old 09-04-2002, 05:38 PM   #5
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When the rug in the trailer has more bugs in it than the reef tank! Johnny
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Old 09-05-2002, 02:30 PM   #6
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Doh!!

btw- shouldn't there be some mention of Pro Wrestling in there?
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Old 09-05-2002, 10:01 PM   #7
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24. When all your WWF friends in the trailer park call you. Johnny the Hammer Coral. :


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Old 09-05-2002, 10:52 PM   #8
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Old 09-07-2002, 11:03 AM   #9
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You forgot the Bug Zapper and 12 pack as quality entertainment..
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Old 09-08-2002, 02:02 AM   #10
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Ok OK

When you use your bug zapper as a atenic light and a ready supply of fish food. While you and your kindergardner split a 12 pack betting on what fish will eat what bug.


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Old 09-09-2002, 11:54 AM   #11
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When you have old dried out fish tanks in the yard filled with red gravel and plastic air stone toys.
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Old 09-09-2002, 10:33 PM   #12
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You know you're trailer trash when...Tanya Harding is your NICE neighbor.
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