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09-03-2002, 05:36 PM
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Little Fishy
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 220
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You know you're trailer trash when......
1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has
more teeth than your spouse.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter
smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and
still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league"
bowls on a different night.
5. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."
6. You wonder how service stations keep their
restrooms so clean.
7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying,
"Hey watch this."
8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
10. Your junior prom had a daycare.
11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner
are, "Gentlemen start your engines."
12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
exploded right off its wheels.
13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down,
depending on how much gas is in it.
14. You have to go outside to get something from the
fridge.
15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
16. You need one more hole punched in your
card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because
there's a law against it.
18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your
wife drunk.
19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
20 . Your front porch collapses and kills
more than five dogs
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09-03-2002, 09:07 PM
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Reefaholic
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Greensboro NC
Posts: 115
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ROTFLOL 
21. Your idea of a house warming party is inviting your friends over to take the wheels off your house. 
Thanks TimBeR,
I needed a good laugh today.
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OK! I'll admit it, I'm a reefaholic.
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09-03-2002, 11:38 PM
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That Biker Looking Guy
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Illinois
Posts: 2,446
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22. When your reef tank costs more than the trailer you live in.
Jeff
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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09-03-2002, 11:44 PM
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Look deeply into my eyes
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Location, Location
Posts: 12,038
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Hmmm,,,wheels are turnin'(no trailer joke infered) LOL
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1st generation J-Crowd member
PRG Member since '09
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09-04-2002, 05:38 PM
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Nothing to See Here
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Montana
Posts: 5,815
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When the rug in the trailer has more bugs in it than the reef tank! Johnny  |
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09-05-2002, 02:30 PM
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double cappuccino
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: CA
Posts: 1,633
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Doh!! 
btw- shouldn't there be some mention of Pro Wrestling in there?
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09-05-2002, 10:01 PM
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That Biker Looking Guy
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Illinois
Posts: 2,446
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Proud to be a card carrying member of the "J" Crowd
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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09-05-2002, 10:52 PM
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Shark
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Snellville, GA
Posts: 2,224
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When you win the lottery and you say you are going to move to LA....you mean Lower Alabama..... |
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09-07-2002, 11:03 AM
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Little Fishy
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: cedar rapids, wishing I was back in Tulsa
Posts: 221
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You forgot the Bug Zapper and 12 pack as quality entertainment..
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I may not be stupid but I sure am dumb
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09-08-2002, 02:02 AM
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That Biker Looking Guy
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Illinois
Posts: 2,446
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Ok OK
When you use your bug zapper as a atenic light and a ready supply of fish food. While you and your kindergardner split a 12 pack betting on what fish will eat what bug.
Jeff
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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09-09-2002, 11:54 AM
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It's me again
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Scottsdale,AZ
Posts: 537
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When you have old dried out fish tanks in the yard filled with red gravel and plastic air stone toys.
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09-09-2002, 10:33 PM
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Little Fishy
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 166
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You know you're trailer trash when...Tanya Harding is your NICE neighbor.
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09-10-2002, 12:27 AM
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TRT Staff The Mominator
Join Date: Jan 1999
Location: Just South Of Seattle
Posts: 10,496
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(Snicker) Good one Deb!
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