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03-08-2003, 03:18 PM
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Big Fishy
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: thousand oaks, ca
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Women and scars
So I had a cyst removed from my neck on th 10th of feb. Now all these women that I know keep telling me to put vitamin e etc on the scar. my ??? is WHY???.
My brother told his wife that it's worth at least 1000 different stories. My favs - I went to Vegas to see Penn and Teller, they asked for a volunteer, and short end of story - settlement check is in the mail.
Or I go woth - I was jumped and he pulled a knife, the DA said it was self defense on my part, the funeral was last week.
any other good llines for me???
  Lee
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03-08-2003, 04:55 PM
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Banggai Mommy
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Orlando, FL
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Why? Because although it is perfectly acceptable (and sometimes preferred) to have scars as a male, female scarring is equivocated with loss of beauty and perfection. That's why they're saying to put Vitamin E and sunblock on it.
But as a male, feel free to milk it for all it's worth, both in sympathy for having the injury... and in awe that you'd risk your life to stop a mob hit. Maybe there were ninjas and throwing stars involved, too. Theoretically, it also could have been left when you dove into the street to push an-unnamed supermodel out of the way of a speeding jaguar - the hood ornament may have left a mark as it ripped off in your neck, but you have 2 "trophies" to show for it...
Or what about that the time you went diving with the sharks?
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03-08-2003, 05:01 PM
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Big Fishy
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: thousand oaks, ca
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Thanks Danielle, I like the supermodel, and the ninja stars have a great merit also.
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03-08-2003, 09:00 PM
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Look deeply into my eyes
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Shoulda seen the other person,,,,, 
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03-08-2003, 11:50 PM
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Ughhh.. Dinoflagelettes..
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Yardley, PA
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You mean you don't like rough sex...
Whatch their eyes pop out on that one.... |
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03-08-2003, 11:51 PM
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Ughhh.. Dinoflagelettes..
Join Date: Oct 2002
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03-08-2003, 11:56 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jan 1999
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Nice to Meet yah Buzz Hog, that may be over the line tho, there are teens that read this board
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03-09-2003, 12:55 AM
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Big Fishy
Join Date: Jul 2002
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[[size=4][font=century gothic][color=red]WELCOME BUZZ_HOG[size=1][FONT=times new ro
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03-09-2003, 12:59 AM
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Big Fishy
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: thousand oaks, ca
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[size=4][font=century gothic][color=red]WELCOME BUZZ_HOG
[size=1]Now I'm still lookin for the stories, I did get from a paisan, The Italian Necktie. As for the sex part, that could do too.
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03-09-2003, 01:07 AM
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Ughhh.. Dinoflagelettes..
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Looks like you forgot to close those headers.... |
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03-10-2003, 04:18 PM
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bone shaker
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: so cal
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Ok, since I put the idea in Lee's head...
Shute got tangled in jump school - landed in a tree...
and my personal fav.
Hockey skate while sliding along the ice..puck of course went 'tweeners (in OT)!
Now, c'mon Lee and tell these people the truth, it wasn't just a cyst...it was a developing gill.
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03-10-2003, 05:43 PM
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Ughhh.. Dinoflagelettes..
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by foobuddha
Now, c'mon Lee and tell these people the truth, it wasn't just a cyst...it was a developing gill.
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OMG!!! That's too funny!!  
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03-10-2003, 06:53 PM
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Big Fishy
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: thousand oaks, ca
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Bro, you're just jealous cause I had the gill and you did'nt. Sides, it was fully developed.
I'll see ya later this eve.
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And to think, that was my fisrt post on this forum... Quite a way to introduce myself... 
