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widdle wabbits
Just a Joke
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks with the sweetest
lisp, "Do you have widdle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his
knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white
wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute
widdle bwown wabby over there?" She in turn puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet
python weally gives a thit."
And another
A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Dear pack your bags. I won the big lottery!"
The husband says, Oh that's FANTASTIC What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."
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