i just got a good laugh from my spam mail.. lol. this has got to be the dumbest one yet and there will be those who will answer it too..
NATWEST BANK PLC
ST. THOMAS HOSPITAL
LAMBETH PALACE RD
LONDON SE1 7EH FROM THE DESK OF :WILLIAM MORRIS
TEL: +44701 112 8350, +44701 114 7046
Before proceeding, I wish to introduce myself to you; I
am William Morris a staff of Natwest Bank plc London. I
am the head of the accounts department.I am pleased to
get across to you for a very urgent and profitable
business proposal which I believe will profit the both
of us after completion. I contacted you after a careful
thought that you might be capable of handling this
business transaction, which I explained below.
The sum of ( £12,500,000.00 Million Pounds),has been
floating as unclaimed since 2000 in my bank as all
efforts to get across to the his relatives of our
client who deposited the money have hit the stones.
There is this immigrant Mr. Andreas Schranner,property
magnate who was based in the U.K, who happens to be one
of our very good clients. On the 25th of July 2000, Mr.
Andreas Schranner, his wife Sheila ,their daughter
Andréa eich, her husband Christian, and their children
katharina and Maximilian all died in the Air France
concord plane crash bound for New York in their plan
for a world cruise.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
All attempts to trace his next of kin were fruitless.My
position hereat my office requires me to investigate
and I therefore made further investigations and
discovered that Mr. Andreas Schranner did not declare
any next of kin or relation in all his official
documents, including his bank deposit paperwork in my
bank. According to the British Law. The money will
revert to the ownership of the British government if
nobody applies to claim the fund. To avoid this money
being sent to the British treasury as unclaimed funds,
I have decided to seek your assistance to have you
stand as his next of kin so that the said fund
(£12,500,000.00 million pounds), would be released in
your name as the next of kin and paid into your
account.All documents and proof that will have you
claim this fund without stress will be forwarded to you
upon your response to this mail more so, I want to
inform you that i have unanimously agreed to offer you
(£4m) of the total sum for the assistance and role you
are going to play in this transaction,(£2m) will be
given to charity organizations in your country with
your supervision while the remaining will be for me and
my other loyal colleagues here. Please send your
confidential telephone and fax number in your reply to
this business transaction.
Kind regards,
Mr. WILLIAM MORRIS
ACCOUNTS OFFICER .
E-mail:
accountsunit@natwestbankonline-plc.org
oh well.. off to bed.. nite nite.. hope everyone has a great day. 2 more and its the weekend for me.. lol..
Ummm its i spelled Wednesday right ? 
i think i am to tired to think i am going to bed lol Night all 
-Benjamin
Coffee is on to help you all wake up.
