Thats a little extreme , but I bet it works

Years ago we had an old toyota Corona that had no rear window in it for a while. One night I had to make a trip into town to pick up Rx for a sick kid at a chain drugstore with a pharmacy open till 9. As I was leaving the store I was behind a really old couple waddling thru the automatic doors. I looked past them and saw a couple kids(early teens) walking up the line of cars and looking at each one. Mine was about 6 spaces from the main entrance. On seeing the missing back window one of the kids HAD to look. Walks over and sticks his face in the opening sorta leaning in. All of a sudden he backs his head out and he is eye to eye with my 85 lb female Airdale. He slowly backs away from the car and lets out a bloodcurdling yell and takes off

The funny thing is if he had talked nice and petted her she would have carried the tape player for him.
Meanwhile the old folks and I are just outside the main doors and I am Laffin my butt off. The old people look at me and and I tell them its my dog and shes really a big sweety. Then again she was a big Oorang Airdale and still in winter coat so I bet her head looked like a bear to that kid

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I'm not going to wake you, I'll go easy on your heart
I'll just touch your face and drift away , like smoke rings in the dark