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Old 03-04-2003, 07:35 PM   #1
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Train ride (joke)


A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned
to
the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are
tired and fall asleep quickly -- he in the upper bunk and she in the
lower.

At 2:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman, saying, "Ma'am,
I'm
sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to
get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that
we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own **** blanket."
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Old 03-04-2003, 07:38 PM   #2
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Old 03-04-2003, 10:00 PM   #3
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Old 03-04-2003, 11:03 PM   #4
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Old 03-04-2003, 11:43 PM   #5
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that is so sad
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Old 03-05-2003, 08:35 PM   #7
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If they were *really* married she would have told him to get his own blanket and bring her an extra one while he was at it!
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Old 03-05-2003, 09:13 PM   #8
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Old 03-10-2003, 12:57 PM   #9
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the old bait and switch.

duh.

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Old 03-10-2003, 04:28 PM   #10
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actually, if they were _really_ married, he would've just stolen hers...happens to me all the time...
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