A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned
to
the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are
tired and fall asleep quickly -- he in the upper bunk and she in the
lower.
At 2:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman, saying, "Ma'am,
I'm
sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to
get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that
we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own **** blanket."
