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01-27-2006, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by tdwyatt
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Yah i am in the same time zone, but I musta been away to have that one get thru  Sorry bout the edit man
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When considering courage in battle, one should remember that there are 2 sides to every conflict.
The heroism of the losing side rarely gets remembered
but we were all husbands and fathers, sons and bros
Last edited by Doug1; 01-28-2006 at 09:27 PM.
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01-27-2006, 11:09 AM
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sorry, as you can probably imagine.......i DID already do some pretty stiff editing to that one BEFORE i posted it.
I try to be good, honest. : )
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01-27-2006, 11:12 AM
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#33
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no harm, it took to cups to fix it without ruining it
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When considering courage in battle, one should remember that there are 2 sides to every conflict.
The heroism of the losing side rarely gets remembered
but we were all husbands and fathers, sons and bros
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01-27-2006, 11:15 AM
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no prob, it only took 2 cups to "fix" it
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When considering courage in battle, one should remember that there are 2 sides to every conflict.
The heroism of the losing side rarely gets remembered
but we were all husbands and fathers, sons and bros
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01-28-2006, 12:53 AM
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Join Date: Jan 1999
Location: Southern Oregon, Way West of Dimples ;)
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since I cant function in the am heres one to make up for it
A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked
> into a local
> Hooters restaurant
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> The place was hopping with music and loud
> conversation and every
> once in a while the lights would turn off.
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> Each time the lights would go out, the place would
> erupt into
> cheers.
> However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room
> went dead silent.
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> She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I
> please use the
> restroom?"
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> The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you
> that there is
> a
> statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig
> leaf."
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> Well, in that case I'll just look the other way,"
> said the nun.
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> So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the
> restaurant,
> and she preceded to the restroom.
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> After a few minutes, she came back out, and the
> whole place
> stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud
> round of
> applause.
> She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't
> understand.
> Why did they applaud for me just because I went to
> the
> restroom?"
> "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the
> bartender,
> Would you like a drink?"
> But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled
> nun.
> You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the
> fig leaf on the
> statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how
> about that
> drink?"
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When considering courage in battle, one should remember that there are 2 sides to every conflict.
The heroism of the losing side rarely gets remembered
but we were all husbands and fathers, sons and bros
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01-28-2006, 04:16 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2000
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Originally Posted by Fly Guy (aka bill payne)
sorry, as you can probably imagine.......i DID already do some pretty stiff editing to that one BEFORE i posted it.
I try to be good, honest. : )
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this is the silly CLEAN joke thread that the gurls insisted we start, we have other devices and threads for the "not so clean" jokes (see "Testing: ignore this post" thread...) 
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. -Plato
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01-28-2006, 11:52 PM
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Birthday tracker
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Yeh, but we check that one too, Tom 
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-La Dolce Vita
Proud member of the BRW crowd 
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01-29-2006, 01:16 PM
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Rules, what rules, I make em, I break em
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When considering courage in battle, one should remember that there are 2 sides to every conflict.
The heroism of the losing side rarely gets remembered
but we were all husbands and fathers, sons and bros
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01-29-2006, 01:38 PM
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Birthday tracker
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Originally Posted by Doug1
Rules, what rules, I make em, I break em |
 
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cath
-La Dolce Vita
Proud member of the BRW crowd
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01-29-2006, 03:42 PM
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I've got the REEF rash!
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Location: New Jersey
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Originally Posted by Fly Guy (aka bill payne)
Ok forgive me....i just drank a jubel ale, and im the ONLY person here. Are most of you guys in a different time zone or something??
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A lady says to her doctor, "My husband has been complaining that my hoo hoo
has an odor, but I bent over and took a whiff, and I don't smell anything."
The doctor examines her, and then says, "You need an operation."
She asks, "On my hoo hoo"
He says, "No. On your nose!"
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That reminds me of the blind man walked by the fish store and said "Hi Ladies!"
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