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07-21-2004, 01:10 PM
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Oh no...not again!!!
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We can't end this thread yet...we don't know if Tom completed his test 
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07-21-2004, 01:16 PM
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NEVER!!!
Two GREEN BEANS are walking down the road together, they have been best friends since they were just little sprouts attending Green Giant's Boarding School for the Overtly Green. One of the two beans slips over the edge of the curb and falls into moving traffic where he is run over by a transfer truck. He is immediately taken to the nearest trauma center by helicopter where he is quickly evaluated, then taken directly to surgery. It is touch and go, BP bottoms out, recovers, then drops out again. Renal function shuts down without perfusion, and his output is so low that there is much concern about his brain function. The surgery goes on for hours, many units of blood and fluids administered to counteract the shock from his exsanguinations. The other bean paces back and forth in the waiting room, worried sick about the prognosis for his sprouthood friend.
Finally one of the trauma nurses come out and is followed by the surgeon. He looks up and sees the Bean, comes over to him, and tells him, "I have good news, and I have bad news..."
"Give it to me straight, Doc," says the bean, "I can take it."
The surgeon looks at the bean for a second, then slowly begins. " The good news is, that I think your friend will survive this terrible event, although slowly over a long recovery..." There is an awkward moment of silence, then the surgeon looks the surviving bean in the eye and says...
"...but he'll always be a vegetable."
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. -Plato
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07-21-2004, 10:48 PM
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A goof
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where do you get those Tom????????????????
If it is from a person, please shoot him or her for me 
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07-22-2004, 12:34 AM
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Thats MRS Minion !!!!!!!!!!!
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Dang it...I thought we finally killed this thread... 
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07-22-2004, 07:34 AM
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Little fish in a big pond
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Originally Posted by tdwyatt
"...but he'll always be a vegetable."
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When I heard that one... it was a CABBAGE....
 
Jenn
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Just keep skimming, just keep skimming, just keep skimming, skimming skimming! What do we do? We skim, skim, skim!
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07-22-2004, 10:37 AM
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Thats MRS Minion !!!!!!!!!!!
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When I heard that one... it was a CABBAGE.... |
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07-22-2004, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by JennM
When I heard that one... it was a CABBAGE....
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Just think of this as a situation where the PUN-ishment fits the crime...
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. -Plato
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07-22-2004, 01:26 PM
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So, can I stop ignoring this thread now? 
This thread is reminding me of that song that is about a song going on and on..
This is the thread that never ends...
It just goes on and on my friend...
I don't remember the rest of it. (Thank goodness)
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07-22-2004, 03:15 PM
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Birthday tracker
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Jeremy- whatever you do, don't ask Tom. He will only pun-tificate for pages
Luv ya, Tom What a thread.
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07-22-2004, 03:20 PM
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Thats MRS Minion !!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Jeremy1973
So, can I stop ignoring this thread now?
This thread is reminding me of that song that is about a song going on and on..
This is the thread that never ends...
It just goes on and on my friend...
I don't remember the rest of it. (Thank goodness) |
This is the song that never ends,
yes it goes on and on my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because...
This is the song that never ends,
yes it goes on and on my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because...
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07-22-2004, 04:41 PM
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Crazed Fish Whisperer
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Originally Posted by Mrs_Phishnoob
This is the song that never ends,
yes it goes on and on my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because...
This is the song that never ends,
yes it goes on and on my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because...
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AARRRGGGGHHHHHH *runs out of the room with his hands covering his eyes*
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07-25-2004, 10:04 AM
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Little fish in a big pond
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Great I just replaced the dancing kitty cat song with the Lambchop song...
Somebody shoot me now please.
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a rubber band.
Doctor: Just snap out of it!
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07-25-2004, 10:23 AM
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Thats MRS Minion !!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by JennM
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a rubber band.
Doctor: Just snap out of it!
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07-25-2004, 11:36 AM
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Admin/ Super mod
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hey Jenn...
love .... will keep us togeather......
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07-25-2004, 08:05 PM
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Thats MRS Minion !!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by tims
hey Jenn...
love .... will keep us togeather......
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Wasn't that the discussion on another thread?? 
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