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07-13-2004, 11:49 PM
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Birthday tracker
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Location: Spartanburg, SC USA
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Groannnnnnn 
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07-14-2004, 12:03 AM
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#107
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Little Fishy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Harriman TN
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Originally Posted by tdwyatt
What is the definition of a will?
shhhh... it's a dead giveaway...
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Ok,I like that one!!!
John
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07-14-2004, 07:26 PM
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#108
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Little fish in a big pond
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Canton, GA USA
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I used to think it was boogers, but it'snot.
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Just keep skimming, just keep skimming, just keep skimming, skimming skimming! What do we do? We skim, skim, skim!
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07-14-2004, 07:28 PM
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A goof
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Plymouth, MN USA
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07-14-2004, 07:39 PM
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Little fish in a big pond
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Canton, GA USA
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At first I thought you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts!
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Last edited by Casey; 07-14-2004 at 08:38 PM.
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07-14-2004, 08:41 PM
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Eat more PIE
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Florida Panhandle
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Jenn please remember this is in a general viewing forum and kids are watching even mine.
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07-14-2004, 08:52 PM
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Little Fishy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Harriman TN
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Originally Posted by JennM
At first I thought you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts!
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Somehow I keep getting a picture of Tom with no pants on when I see that.....
I have no idea why,but its very disturbing......
John
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07-14-2004, 09:01 PM
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Eat more PIE
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Florida Panhandle
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Guys lets get our minds out of the gutter ok? 
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07-14-2004, 09:40 PM
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Little fish in a big pond
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Canton, GA USA
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Jenn please remember this is in a general viewing forum and kids are watching even mine. |
LOL my 10-year old helped me pick that smilie... sorry to offend but I didn't see the problem.
My 11-year old made that comment to my (then) 9 year old when his fly was open.
Jenn
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07-14-2004, 09:43 PM
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Eat more PIE
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Florida Panhandle
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no prob Jen my 5 yr old saw it and already has trouble pulling pants down and Im trying hard to stop her doesnt fit well in church.
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07-17-2004, 12:54 PM
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senior member
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Walnut Grove, SC, USA
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Originally Posted by Voyeur
Somehow I keep getting a picture of Tom with no pants on when I see that.....
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. -Plato
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07-17-2004, 12:58 PM
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senior member
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Walnut Grove, SC, USA
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Originally Posted by JennM
A guy trying to get a Section 8 in the Army walks into the base psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran wrap.
"Soooo Doc, Do you think I'm crazy???" asks the recruit.
"No," says the Doc, "but I can clearly see your nuts..."
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heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
LOLOLOL!!!!!
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. -Plato
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07-17-2004, 01:06 PM
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senior member
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Walnut Grove, SC, USA
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Tom is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been admiring her since he sat down. They are seated in such a way that they are quite close to each other, occasionally glancing at each other, but not really making eye contact. He wants to introduce himself, but his sense of reserve keeps him from actually speaking to her.
Suddenly the woman sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket in Tom's direction.
He reflexively reaches out, catches it out of the air, then realizes how embarrassing this must be for the woman. He rises from his seat and approaches the woman to return the eye to her.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she replaced the eye, "this is sooo mortifying, I would feel so much better if you'd let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,"
Tom accepts and they enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to a theater to see a show, followed in a nearby German rathskeller with drinks. They talk, they laugh, they share their deepest dreams and fantasies together. He speaks, she listens; she speaks, he listens: they seem to be a match made in heaven!
After paying for everything, the woman asks Tom if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap. He accepts, one thing leads to another, and they become intimately involved. He gazes into her eyes, they share tender secrets, he strokes her cheeks and brushes the unkempt hair from her brow. They have a wonderful, wonderful evening together.
The next morning, while Tom is still asleep, she cooks a gourmet breakfast of shrimp and crab quiche and fresh bagels with strawberry cream cheese, and hot fresh Starbucks. She then brings them to the bed and awakes Tom with a tender kiss. He is amazed, these are his favorites! It was as if she had read his mind!
He is so imipressed that he has to speak his mind!
"Everything had been SO incredible!!!!" he says, "You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies...
"You just happened to catch my eye."
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. -Plato
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07-21-2004, 11:37 AM
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#119
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Oh no...not again!!!
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Colorado Springs
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Wow looks like this thread is finally on it's last legs 
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07-21-2004, 11:51 AM
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#120
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Golden Shellback
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Rising Sun, MD
Posts: 1,282
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Maybe we should put it out of it's misery?
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