testing, just ignore this thread

[Mrs_Phishnoob]

Marriage (Part III)

Husbad and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever" "Yeah?" she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last."

YUP, HE HAD THAT COMING TOO!!

[Mrs_Phishnoob]

Marriage (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"

RIGHT ON LADY!!

"God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece."

[cath]

Christy!!! You're right in there

[tdwyatt]

During the years that Gandhi was alive, folks often sought to find simplicity and direct means of communication, including superlatives of the Master. As Gandhi was often seen traveling barefoot, his feet became quite calloused, occasionally cut and bruised. His age and poor eating habits often left him frail to say the least, and his hygiene often was the last thing that Gandhi would think of when attending to the needs of others.

One weeik, while Gandhi was addressing a large group of the sick, an English newspaperman began to interview him, but could not address him directly due to Gandhi's bad breath (and the Englishman's sense of propriety ) as again and again, Gandhi put the needs of others above even his personal needs. The newspaperman left quite frustrated after several hours of fruitless attempts to get an interview. When he returned to London, his editor at the paper asked him to sum up his experience of the trip, and in the manner of that time, the newspaperman said, "I can sum it up in one word:, Gandhi is...











"A super-calloused-fragile-mystic-plagued-by-Halitosis..."





btw, I really liked Danielle's, and Jenn's was pretty good as well!

[icebear]

Originally Posted by Mrs_Phishnoob

Marriage (Part III)

Husbad and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever" "Yeah?" she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last."

YUP, HE HAD THAT COMING TOO!!

[MsReeReee]

Once upon a time, a smart, independent, self-assured princess came across a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess: "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a handsome prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom, and u can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so."

That night while the princess dined on frog's legs, she laughed to herself and thought, "I don't freaking think so."

[Mrs Smith]

[Mrs_Phishnoob]

Once upon a time, a smart, independent, self-assured princess came across a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess: "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a handsome prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom, and u can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so."

That night while the princess dined on frog's legs, she laughed to herself and thought, "I don't freaking think so."

That's right!!

[tdwyatt]

I guess the art of pun-ishment has become one of the lost treasures...

[ruhspolostar]

is that one of those jokes guys aren't suppossed to laugh at

[Voyeur]

Originally Posted by ruhspolostar

is that one of those jokes guys aren't suppossed to laugh at

Ruhs Mom and Dad didnt teach him about puns ap-parent-ly......

John

[Mrs_Phishnoob]

Ruhs Mom and Dad didnt teach him about puns ap-parent-ly......

[tdwyatt]

Originally Posted by Voyeur

Mom and Dad didnt teach him about puns ap-parent-ly...

Groaner... so bad it's really good, John...





...of course, I have plenty of room to speak...

[ruhspolostar]

hahaha

[tdwyatt]

What is the definition of a will?



















shhhh... it's a dead giveaway...