testing, just ignore this thread

[Mrs Smith]

Didja hear about the three holes in the ground?










...well, well, well...

[cath]

GONG!!

of course the obvious one is...

what did the fish say when he bumped into the wall.

****!

[tdwyatt]

Time flies like an arrow -- Fruit flies like a banana.

[tdwyatt]

A sandwich walks into a bar.

The bartender says:" I'm sorry, we don't serve food here..."

[ruhspolostar]

this thread is still going?

[rtgordon]

[tdwyatt]

One afternoon while touring Paris, two American students took note of a group of policemen dragging a man kicking and screaming out of the Seine river, who then imobilized him in a straight jacket, then threw him into an ambulance bound for the French equivalent of Bellview. Being curious Americans, they asked one of the policemen why they had thrown the gentleman into the van. The policeman replied in perfect English, that "he was obviously a crazy man! He dove into the river off the bridge!"

Seeing that the river bridge there was only 10 feet above the water level, the tourist pushed the policeman for a better answer, "Just because he jumped off the bridge? That doesn't make him crazy!"

To which the policeman replied, "No No NOOOOOooo Monsieur! you Must know this, even as an American, because...












...those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine...

[cath]

[JennM]

What's the record for amount of replies to a "just ignore this thread" thread?

Mick Jagger is invited to a party at the Playboy Mansion. Also invited is Dennis Weaver. The gents are having a pretty good time, when Dennis Weaver gets into a disagreement with Hugh Heffner. The men argue more and it gets pretty heated. Dennis suggest that they go outside to settle this matter like men.

Dennis and Hugh resort to fisticuffs outside and Hugh seems to be getting the better of Dennis, when Mick Jagger intervenes and says....

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"Hey, Hugh! Get off of McLeod!"





I'll be here all week!

(If you aren't an OFR, don't worry if you don't get it...)

Jenn

[Alice]

That's a good one, Jenn!

We should check the Guinness Book of World Records, if there is such a listing, I'd bet TRT has bested it - at least once!

[Mrs Smith]

Speaking of Mick Jagger... (I know, I know. But I'll keep it short.)


So Kermit Jagger goes into a bank. He's decided to build an addition to his lillypad, but doesn't have the cash. He goes up to the loan desk, and asks the secretary, Patricia Whack, about the process. She gives him the paperwork, and tells him that they'll need some collateral. The frog fumbles around in his pockets, and pulls out a small elephant figurine.

She's a bit flustered at this, and goes to fetch the bank president, who, on seeing Kermit says:













wait for it...












It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!

[icebear]

*wonders why we don't have that "beating head off a brick wall" smilie*


guess this will suffice:

[Mrs_Phishnoob]

No way...people use this to up their post count???

[Mrs_Phishnoob]

Ok I got one....

Marriage (Part I)

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night....whether you're here or not!"

**** SHE'S GOOD!!!

[Mrs_Phishnoob]

Marriage (Part II)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either!" and storms out of the house. After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?" "Getting a second opinion!"

HE ASKED FOR IT!!