testing, just ignore this thread

[Doug1]

Originally Posted by tdwyatt

OK, soooo...

"A blonde pushes a BMW 2002 with dual DCOE's into a gas station... "



/).(\

Must not have been the tii

[Doug1]

oops no coffee, posted before the page finished loading

[JennM]

99 Bottles of beer on the wall,
99 Bottles of beer.

You take one down, pass it around,
98 Bottles of beer on the wall!

:::I'm having a strange sense of deja-vu::::

[tdwyatt]

does this mean that if we finish it twice all the way through, we get TWO FRAGS???

[JennM]

I'd say so...

98 Bottles of beer on the wall,
98 Bottles of beer.

You take one down, pass it around,
97 Bottles of beer on the wall

[tdwyatt]

BLONDES IN SPACE!!!

A redheaded Russian, a brunette American, and a blonde Blonde were talking about spece exploration over lunch one afternoon (hard to believe, but this IS a true story...). The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" ; The American said, "We were the first on the moon!! " The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot!" said the Russian.

"You'll burn up!" added the American.

The Blonde looked them both in the eyes and smartly replied, "We're NOT that stupid. We're going at night!"

[JennM]

[Alice]

Yes, but were the blondes going to carry the official NASA fish into space with them???

[tdwyatt]

Originally Posted by Alice

Yes, but were the blondes going to carry the official NASA fish into space with them???

ACTUALLY...

I thought we had saved that particular honor for a certain red-head...



after all, it does take a good bit of aquatic knowhow to be able to have **TANG** survive in space...

[Stang69]

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that.








Jeff

[JennM]

You know you're living in 2004 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a
business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you turn around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there isn't a #9 on
this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends ...you know you want to!

[Doug1]

hehehehehe, it's a different world than when I was a kid, that's for sure

[Mrs_Phishnoob]

I just read that joke at work the other day lol...yep it's really changed in the last 10 years or so.

[tdwyatt]

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit with the "J" crew one evening. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and her move landed her on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a moment, then asked, "Is the vacuum on or off?"

[JennM]

Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. -Plato