testing, just ignore this thread

[Phishnoob]

Originally Posted by richhershey

That's it . . . I'm not saying anything even remotely concerning politics, religion, or ethnicity.

All I can say is: I have a fishtank, Woo Hoo!
How's this one?
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

Oh you can't talk about fishtanks here either. This is a test thread only.

[HD Fatboy®]

Originally Posted by Phishnoob

Oh you can't talk about fishtanks here either. This is a test thread only.

LMAO...now that had me ROTFLOL

[richhershey]

Originally Posted by Phishnoob

Oh you can't talk about fishtanks here either. This is a test thread only.

Good one Phish!

April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims…

[Doug1]

Originally Posted by richhershey

Good one Phish!

April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims…

Good One "D

[Phishnoob]

Originally Posted by tdwyatt

Remember, pigs have feelings, too...


Besides, as a losing Republican centerist branded now as a potential right wing tea party terrorist

Maybe that tent is even big enough for the MMR.

[Doug1]

Originally Posted by Phishnoob

Maybe that tent is even big enough for the MMR.

They better hire some more staff
We are Legion

[VWD]

A farmer named Clyde


A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking
company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde .

"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,?" asked the
lawyer.

Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened.. I had just loaded
my favorite mule, Bessie..."

"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer
the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm
fine!'?"

Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was
driving down the road....."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish
the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway
Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after
the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.

Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde 's answer and
said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his
favorite mule, Bessie".

Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded.

"Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into
the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge
semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in
the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the
other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I
could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible
shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman
came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning
so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal
condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at
me and said, "How are you feeling?"

"Now what the h**l would you say?"

[Doug1]

Hehehehehehe

[richhershey]

There's the only problem with automatic registration . . .


Here's my response:

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!

[tdwyatt]

Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Dwayne...
Dwayne who?
Dwayne da bathtub, I'm dwounding.

[JennM]

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I can't believe this stinkin' thread is still going!

I'd put a joke in here but probably every joke I know has already been posted in this thread!

Jenn

[richhershey]

Originally Posted by JennM

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I can't believe this stinkin' thread is still going!

I'd put a joke in here but probably every joke I know has already been posted in this thread!

Jenn

That's ok, I don't think anyone would remember!

[FishDaddy]

Originally Posted by JennM

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I can't believe this stinkin' thread is still going!

It will never die!
Dick

[Doug1]

La Cucaracha thread, still going long after the post apocolyptic fall out runs out of half life

[tdwyatt]

Seems I keep meeting the nicest folks from this part of Canada, eh??? ne of thm sent this to me via email yesterday.


The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay Of Fundy , Nova Scotia, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties. "We are sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife," said one Mountie.

"Tell me! Did you find her?" the husband shouted.

The Mounties looked at each other for a moment. Finally, one said, "Well sir, we have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, most grotesque news, the ashen husband said, "Give me the bad news first."

The first Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."

"Oh on Deau!" exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 6 good-size lobsters clinging to her."

Stunned and sputtering in anger, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"

The Mountie smiled and said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow..."