testing, just ignore this thread

[OneDummHikk]

I have a pretty good idea. If I am awake 20 hours a day (my average) then I spend 18 or so on my computer.

[Doug1]

but no Beam IV I bet thats my issue, esp on BP meds

[OneDummHikk]

Nah, mine is a mountain dew IV tube. It has a lid on it to screw on the bottle to making changing it easier. I was down to a 2 liter every 2-3 days, now back up to 2 2 liters a day.

[OneDummHikk]

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my....I could be eating a slow learner."

[OneDummHikk]

I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.

[OneDummHikk]

The Kentuckian and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of the car.

"Want to go in the back seat?" she asked.

"Nope", he replied.

A few minutes later she asked, “Now do you want to get in the back seat?”

"No, I don't", he said again, "I wanna stay here in the front seat with you."

[tdwyatt]

Originally Posted by Voyeur

I wonder how long ignored threads keep going usually.......




John

Obviously, not very long...


(from page 1 of thread)

[jenglish]

Originally Posted by OneDummHikk

The Kentuckian and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of the car.

"Want to go in the back seat?" she asked.

"Nope", he replied.

A few minutes later she asked, “Now do you want to get in the back seat?”

"No, I don't", he said again, "I wanna stay here in the front seat with you."

I know soooo many kentucky jokes from living in Indiana. Sadly most are not even fit for M-ville

[tdwyatt]

Recently related to me by a family member...

Originally Posted by the OLD Man

Yesterday I was at COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my two Dachshunds and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that, ‘ no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.’ I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Costco won't let me shop there anymore.

[HD Fatboy®]

Heck of a lot of posts for an ignored thread.....LOL..

[Doug1]

Originally Posted by HD Fatboy®

Heck of a lot of posts for an ignored thread.....LOL..

Well Mike some of us have wierd sense of humor, some don't know bwtter but we have fun

[HD Fatboy®]

Originally Posted by Doug1

Well Mike some of us have wierd sense of humor, some don't know bwtter but we have fun

I see that and I like it....

[Doug1]

Hehehe, welcome to the looney bin

[HD Fatboy®]

Originally Posted by Doug1

Hehehe, welcome to the looney bin

Thanks for the welcome...I think I will stick around!

[richhershey]

It was once said that a black man would be President "when pigs fly" and indeed 100 days into Obama's presidency............SWINE FLU!