testing, just ignore this thread

[Doug1]

Originally Posted by icebear

OK Who leaked the pics from last REEF SWAT training session?

[Phishnoob]

Wow take a few days off and we are on the verge of operators coming into the pun and borderline in every which manner humor thread.

I got my duffelbag packed if the now outlawed MMR is necessary.

[tdwyatt]

wow!

More traffic and posts than this thread has seen in a while...

[Doug1]

Originally Posted by tdwyatt

wow!

More traffic and posts than this thread has seen in a while...

Nuthin like gunz and politix and repressive mod to spark intrest

[FishDaddy]

Originally Posted by Doug1

Nuthin like gunz and politix and repressive mod to spark intrest

Who leaked the photo from our last Mod Retreat??? Heads will roll!!

Back to the humor this thread was designed for:

A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS
SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE
WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.


THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON
AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."


THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE
CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS
IN ECONOMY AND SHE WON 'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE
SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER
SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON
AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE
WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THI S BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN
TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M
MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH,
I'M SORRY..." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASK HIM WHAT HE SAID
TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON"


Dick

[icebear]

[Doug1]

Originally Posted by FishDaddy

Who leaked the photo from our last Mod Retreat??? Heads will roll!!

Back to the humor this thread was designed for:

A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS
SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE
WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.


THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON
AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."


THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE
CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS
IN ECONOMY AND SHE WON 'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE
SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER
SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON
AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE
WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THI S BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN
TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M
MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH,
I'M SORRY..." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASK HIM WHAT HE SAID
TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON"


Dick

Good One

[tdwyatt]

I told this to my German friends, they thought it was hysterical!

I dunno why, but they don't see much in other forms of American humor, but one of them pulled me aside and said that they think of Blonde jokes as self-depreciative American humor...


...go figure.

[FishDaddy]

Originally Posted by tdwyatt

I told this to my German friends, they thought it was hysterical!

I dunno why, but they don't see much in other forms of American humor, but one of them pulled me aside and said that they think of Blonde jokes as self-depreciative American humor...


...go figure.

I grew up as a blonde in a household of blondes (Exept for my dad) so I consider it a right to tell blonde jokes. From my personal experience, I can attest that blondes are anything but 'dumb'. I guess that's the German in me.

circa 1944:



Dick

[Doug1]

Originally Posted by tdwyatt

I told this to my German friends, they thought it was hysterical!

I dunno why, but they don't see much in other forms of American humor, but one of them pulled me aside and said that they think of Blonde jokes as self-depreciative American humor...


...go figure.

as I recall they find humor in bathroom and body function subjects

[jenglish]

Our local Catholic church has plans to bring their parishioners to services by bus. They plan to call it mass transit.

My biologist friend tells me that constantly developing new varieties of plant can be a strain.

I had a very nervous guitar playing friend.
He was always fretting about something.

He ate wheat even though he was allergic to it, because he was a gluten for punishment.

[Doug1]

Originally Posted by jenglish

Our local Catholic church has plans to bring their parishioners to services by bus. They plan to call it mass transit.

My biologist friend tells me that constantly developing new varieties of plant can be a strain.

I had a very nervous guitar playing friend.
He was always fretting about something.

He ate wheat even though he was allergic to it, because he was a gluten for punishment.

Groan J/K

[david426]

Two blonde friends determine that neither of them has ever ridden on a train before, and after packing some bananas for a snack, head for the depot for they're very first ride. All is well and they're having a wonderful time, and both peel a banana to quell some afternoon hunger. Just as the first blonde takes a bite, the train enters a tunnel into the side of a mountain. She whispers to her friend, "Did you take a bite out of your banana?" "No, not yet" came the reply. "Well don't!" "I just took a bite out of mine and went blind!!"

[Doug1]

Originally Posted by david426

Two blonde friends determine that neither of them has ever ridden on a train before, and after packing some bananas for a snack, head for the depot for they're very first ride. All is well and they're having a wonderful time, and both peel a banana to quell some afternoon hunger. Just as the first blonde takes a bite, the train enters a tunnel into the side of a mountain. She whispers to her friend, "Did you take a bite out of your banana?" "No, not yet" came the reply. "Well don't!" "I just took a bite out of mine and went blind!!"

Good One, i Jenned my monitor

[tdwyatt]

One afternoon, a local attorney was riding in his limousine with his driver when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. It is too much that you have undertaken feeding us. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high... "