testing, just ignore this thread

[Mrs_Phishnoob]

This thread needed another post Hey moderators...is this a guinness book record number of posts on one thread yet???



This is the thread that never ends...
It goes on and on my friend...
Some people started quoting it not knowing what it was...
And we'll go on forever just because...

This is the thread that never ends...
It goes on and on my friend...
Some people started quoting it not knowing what it was...
And we'll go on forever just because...

[Phishnoob]

Originally Posted by Mrs_Phishnoob

This thread needed another post Hey moderators...is this a guinness book record number of posts on one thread yet???



This is the thread that never ends...
It goes on and on my friend...
Some people started quoting it not knowing what it was...
And we'll go on forever just because...

This is the thread that never ends...
It goes on and on my friend...
Some people started quoting it not knowing what it was...
And we'll go on forever just because...

Not sure if it is a world record on posts but you gotta be close on all those smileys

[JennM]

There is a limit to the amount of smilies you can use. Once I tried to post a message with mutiple smilies...I must have been long-winded (moi???) and when I hit "post" it told me I had too many images in the post... so I had to go back and remove some of my little buddies out of the message in order for it to post.

Jenn

[tdwyatt]

MACHINERY Blondes
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station (yah, she vas no Gurley Gurl... ). She tells the mechanic the car died and would not start again. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburator."

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

[Mrs_Phishnoob]

Originally Posted by tdwyatt

MACHINERY Blondes
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station (yah, she vas no Gurley Gurl... ). She tells the mechanic the car died and would not start again. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburator."

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

[Doug1]

Originally Posted by tdwyatt

MACHINERY Blondes
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station (yah, she vas no Gurley Gurl... ). She tells the mechanic the car died and would not start again. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburator."

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

Do not try this at home, that joke was staged by professional mechanics and bimbos, not to mention that Beemers have had Fuel Injection for years

[tdwyatt]

Originally Posted by Doug1

...not to mention that Beemers have had Fuel Injection for years..l

OK, soooo...

"A blonde pushes a BMW 2002 with dual DCOE's into a gas station... "



/).(\

[Phishnoob]

bleh no fun if you are a car guy....hrmm was the first one the 2002ti Tom? there has not been a carb on a car for years now


also, how many blondes have ever pushed their own cars or changed a tire..that is the job of us chump guys

[tdwyatt]

From Munich was a Solex or dual Solex depending on which model was ordered. Some of the later 2002 tii models came with dual dual Solex, but this was most often done by European (and a few American) aftermarket conversion shops targeted for the US SCCA racing circuits. A few factory specials done as 200 + Homologations, but these seldom made it to the average-owner market.

http://www.bmwworld.com/models/newclass/2002.htm

http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum...prune=-1&f=105

[Mrs Smith]

Originally Posted by Phishnoob

also, how many blondes have ever pushed their own cars or changed a tire..that is the job of us chump guys

I'm not a chump guy or a blonde, and I've changed a couple of tires. Granted, I've had to jump up and down on the tire iron to loosen the hydraulically-applied lugs, but I've done it.

And I'm usually assigned to steer said car, rather than push it. (Could it be for the same reason that I have to jump on the tire iron? ) But I've helped push.

[Phishnoob]

Originally Posted by Mrs Smith

I'm not a chump guy or a blonde, and I've changed a couple of tires. Granted, I've had to jump up and down on the tire iron to loosen the hydraulically-applied lugs, but I've done it.

And I'm usually assigned to steer said car, rather than push it. (Could it be for the same reason that I have to jump on the tire iron? ) But I've helped push.

Umm Christy..see that...I am doing rear brakes on the Nissan this weekend and if you can get me started by getting the wheels off it would speed things up.

[Mrs_Phishnoob]

Originally Posted by Phishnoob

Umm Christy..see that...I am doing rear brakes on the Nissan this weekend and if you can get me started by getting the wheels off it would speed things up.

Very funny....I've changed my share of tires thank you very much :P But, I have the same problem as Mrs Smith...jumping on the tire iron requires a lot of balance!

[tdwyatt]

How do you keep a blond busy???

http://thereeftank.com/forums/http://www.thereeftank.com/forums/f21/testing-just-ignore-this-thread-36374.html

[Voyeur]

Originally Posted by tdwyatt

How do you keep a blond busy???

http://thereeftank.com/forums/http://www.thereeftank.com/forums/f21/testing-just-ignore-this-thread-36374.html

You mean all I have to do is post a pic of a red x and my wife will stop bugging me???


Will wonders never cease......

You are an amazingly perceptive man Tom.How do you figure these things out.....




John

[Minnreefer]

100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer,

Take one down, pass it around,
99 bottles of beer on the wall...