testing, just ignore this thread

[richhershey]

Originally Posted by Doug1

And that boys and girls is why we don't do politics here One of them I found funny, the other I was offended by, wanna guess which

[tdwyatt]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?















A fsh

[richhershey]

Wow, I don't know what to say . . .

Wait, here's something:

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he bumped into him???





I didn't do it on porpoise!!!

[tdwyatt]

Originally Posted by richhershey

I didn't do it on porpoise!!!

I recently added a different pun to each of the ten Christmas cards I sent out, thinking that at least a few of the folks would get them and think they were funny, but alas, it turns out that...

...No pun in ten did...

[Doug1]

Jeez, when did this madness start ?

[OneDummHikk]

Originally Posted by Doug1

Jeez, when did this madness start ?

06-20-2004, 10:54 PM

http://www.thereeftank.com/forums/f2...ead-36374.html

And its all TOMS fault!

[Doug1]

Originally Posted by OneDummHikk

06-20-2004, 10:54 PM

http://www.thereeftank.com/forums/f2...ead-36374.html

And its all TOMS fault!

Yah but a few have encouraged him

[Phishnoob]

Originally Posted by Doug1

Yah but a few have encouraged him

Not to make puns!!!

[Hop]

What's better, a dog or a wife?

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

15. The dog is happy when you leave the seat up, it gives them a place to get a drink.

If you really want to know who loves you more, put your wife & your dog in the trunk of the car for ½ an hour and see who’s happy to see you when you let ‘em out!

[richhershey]

I'm going to plead the 5th . . .

[tdwyatt]

Originally Posted by Hop

What's better, a dog or a wife?

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

If you really want to know who loves you more, put your wife & your dog in the trunk of the car for ½ an hour and see who’s happy to see you when you let ‘em out!

HAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahaaaaa !


Thoise really got me!

[tdwyatt]

Man it's been cold here lately...


How cold is it tom...



It's so cold that just the other day, two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were complaining that it was really, REALLY cold, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly, the fire burned through the bottom of the Kayak and it sank, proving once again that...











...you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

[jenglish]

Ever since my friend had all the digits amputated from his feet, I find him very annoying....













I think I might be lack-toes intolerant.

[jenglish]

Did you hear about the new line of Elvis Presley-themed steakhouses?
















They will be for people who love meat tender.

[jenglish]

Q: How can you tell when a bucket gets sick?
A: It becomes a little pale.

I'm sorry but the bad pun guantlet had been thrown down