testing, just ignore this thread

[richhershey]

Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in
front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

[richhershey]

How does Father Christmas sign his Christmas cards?

ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (no-L)



OK - I'll stop for now . . .

[Doug1]

Originally Posted by richhershey

How does Father Christmas sign his Christmas cards?

ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (no-L)



OK - I'll stop for now . . .

[Phishnoob]

Originally Posted by richhershey

How does Father Christmas sign his Christmas cards?

ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (no-L)



OK - I'll stop for now . . .

We are going to lose our PG rating if we keep this up. (Err or PG-13 or R or M or whatever it was)

[tdwyatt]

Originally Posted by richhershey

ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (no-L)

Heh!

That was pretty good, Rich! I missed it the first time.

[richhershey]

I'll warn you about those tricky ones next time!

[Doug1]

Originally Posted by richhershey

I'll warn you about those tricky ones next time!

Don't warn em(unless its gross or graphic ) It's the TRT "Are you smarter than a 5th grade reefer" Test

[jenglish]

Originally Posted by richhershey

How does Father Christmas sign his Christmas cards?

ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (no-L)



OK - I'll stop for now . . .

I heard on TV once that Alfred Hitchcock sent that out as his Christmas card one year and nobody really got it at the time.

[richhershey]

Originally Posted by Doug1

Don't warn em(unless its gross or graphic ) It's the TRT "Are you smarter than a 5th grade reefer" Test

If that's the test, I may be in trouble! Oh well, I'll ask when I need it explained to me!

[Doug1]

thats what PM is for

[Doug1]

]There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the
'Tickle Me Elmo toys'. Well, Ole and Lena need some extra
cash and Lena applies and is hired at The "Tickle Me Elmo"
factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800.

At 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about
the new employee. He complains that Lena is incredibly
slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire
production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for
himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are
Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor and they're
really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands
Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmos.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of
small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece
of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to
carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After
several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together
and approaches Lena.

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a
straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the
instructions I gave you yesterday........

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles!!!"

Some workers just try too hard! hahaha!

[Doug1]

don't know what happened here

[Loverotties]

Originally Posted by Doug1

]There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the
'Tickle Me Elmo toys'. Well, Ole and Lena need some extra
cash and Lena applies and is hired at The "Tickle Me Elmo"
factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800.

At 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about
the new employee. He complains that Lena is incredibly
slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire
production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for
himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are
Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor and they're
really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands
Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmos.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of
small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece
of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to
carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After
several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together
and approaches Lena.

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a
straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the
instructions I gave you yesterday........

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles!!!"

Some workers just try too hard! hahaha!

ROTFLMAO!

[richhershey]

Good one!

[VWD]

LOL Doug!!!!