testing, just ignore this thread

[icebear]

someones already thrown a wrench in things

[Doug1]

"Quote:
Originally Posted by Twitterbait View Post
No more politics or i will have to open the toolbox...

you don't want me to open the toolbox do you?

i thought so."

Originally Posted by jenglish

the toolbox..... that sounds a bit kinky

Somehow Twitter the Toolman doesn't make me as nervous as Tim the Tool Man Taylor (insert manly grunt)

[tdwyatt]

Originally Posted by Doug1

Somehow Twitter the Toolman doesn't make me as nervous as Tim the Tool Man Taylor (insert manly grunt)

"...and that's not just any toolbox folks, that is the new Twin Turbo Titanium Toolbox EX 5000 Professional Grade from Binford, a name you can trust in tools..."

[icebear]

think anyone ever tailgates this guy?

[Doug1]

Originally Posted by icebear

think anyone ever tailgates this guy?

I love that Heather, I doubt anyone tail gates, and since its a .30 cal it's a lot more affordable to than a howitzer, pretty much same result tho, i love the mini vulcans

[Phishnoob]

That guy has some serious shortcoming he is trying to make up for.

[Loverotties]

I bet one of his favorite shows was Rat Patrol!

[tdwyatt]

I've seen a few Bimmer hoods that look like they were behind this guy a bit to close...

and I thought they were stone chips.


Personally, I've gotten to the point that I stay way back from other vehicles to avid stone chips to the hood, unless, that is, we're at the track...

[Doug1]

Originally Posted by Phishnoob

That guy has some serious shortcoming he is trying to make up for.

Then again , maybe he just doesn't like tail gaters

[icebear]

i think he's made up for it

[Phishnoob]

Originally Posted by icebear

i think he's made up for it

Okay then...you are going to have to stand in line behind all of the rest of the ladies.

[Doug1]

Originally Posted by icebear

i think he's made up for it

this from the bear with cannon envy

[jenglish]

So I was walking into a bar today and I saw a dead cat on the sidewalk. I picked him up to throw it in the trash but the bouncer said I couldn't bring it in the bar. then He tells me if I put it in the street he's gonna call the cops. Luckily I only had to eat a few bites of it and he let me throw it away

[tdwyatt]

Cath relayed her recent experience to me and swears on an empty Irish Yoga master's bottle that it is true...

This is wht she told me:

"Tom, what is this world coming to?"

"Yesterday I had a flat tire out on Interstate 85 near BMW. As soon as I realized what it was, I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out my two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life-like, you just wouldn't believe it! They are in yellow safety trenchcoats exposing their nude bodies (heh, just like a librarian-tdw) and their private parts to the approaching drivers. To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my life-like men."

"Of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper in a patrol car pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

'What's going on here?' he says to me in a restrained voice.

'My car has a flat tire,' I said calmly.

'Well then, what the heck are those obscene cardboard men doing back there by the road behind your car?' the patrolman responded."

"Tom, I just couldn't believe that he didn't know..." Cath told me,

"So I told him, 'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!' "

[Doug1]

OMG 4.5 yrs this has been going