testing, just ignore this thread

[Minnreefer]

44 Bottles of beer on the wall,
44 Bottles of beer.

You take one down, pass it around,
43 Bottles of beer on the wall

[tims]

Originally Posted by Mrs_Phishnoob

**** Perry...that's quite the relapse...guess I'm going to have to cut you off of everything else to make up for it

honest Christy.. he was just holding the beer while i went to the bathroom
43 Bottles of beer on the wall,
43 Bottles of beer.

You take one down, pass it around,
42 Bottles of beer on the wall!!!

42 Bottles of beer on the wall,
42 Bottles of beer.

You take one down, pass it around,
41 Bottles of beer on the wall!!!

41 Bottles of beer on the wall,
41 Bottles of beer

You take one down, pass it around
40 bottles of beer on the wall

[Stang69]

Can I play too?


40 Bottles of beer on the wall,
40 Bottles of beer.

You take one down, pass it around,
39 Bottles of beer on the wall!!!

39 Bottles of beer on the wall,
39 Bottles of beer.

You take one down, pass it around,
38 Bottles of beer on the wall!!!

38 Bottles of beer on the wall,
38 Bottles of beer

[Alice]

"A man goes into a bar and orders a beer. He takes a sip of the beer and a small voice say's "Nice Tie!!".

The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. A little puzzled he takes another sip, and again the voice says "Nice shirt Too!!!".

Now the man calls the bartender back and complains that everytime he takes a sip of beer he hears a small voice.

The bartender says "Oh never mind that! That's just the peanuts, they're complimentary!!"


37 bottles of beer on the wall, 37 bottles of beer! You take one down, pass it around, 36 bottles of beer on the wall!

[Alice]

... SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself lashed to bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about his house training.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.

SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Lean out - waaay out - window.

36 bottles of beer on the wall, 36 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 35 bottles of beer on the wall!

[Casey]

35 Bottles of beer on the wall,
35 Bottles of beer.

You take one down, pass it around,
34 Bottles of beer on the wall!!!

34 Bottles of beer on the wall,
34 Bottles of beer.

You take one down, pass it around,
33 Bottles of beer on the wall!!!

[512148048]

that was great alice i love it



33 Bottles of beer on the wall,
33 Bottles of beer.

You take one down, pass it around,
32 Bottles of beer on the wall!!!

32 Bottles of beer on the wall,
32 Bottles of beer.

You take one down, pass it around,
31 Bottles of beer on the wall!!!

[Mrs_Phishnoob]

31 Bottles of beer on the wall,
31 Bottles of beer.

You take one down, pass it around,
30 Bottles of beer on the wall!!!

30 Bottles of beer on the wall,
30 Bottles of beer.

You take one down, pass it around,
29 Bottles of beer on the wall!!!

29 Bottles of beer on the wall,
29 Bottles of beer.

You take one down, pass it around,
28 Bottles of beer on the wall!!!

[Voyeur]

MAKE THE MADNESS STOP!!!!!!!!

AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!


















28 bottles of beer on the wall
28 bottles of beer
take one down,pass it around 27 bottles of beer on the wall..

[Phishnoob]

We are going to have to have an AA thread after this.

[kelpforest]

We are going to have to have an AA thread after this.

but that will end up off subject to huh?......

[Phishnoob]

LOL after this thread can any of you recall the subject...was it blue...or green...or brownies?

[Mrs_Phishnoob]

Originally Posted by Phishnoob

LOL after this thread can any of you recall the subject...was it blue...or green...or brownies?

It was the brownies I tell ya...



27 Bottles of beer on the wall,
27 Bottles of beer.

You take one down, pass it around,
26 Bottles of beer on the wall!!!

26 Bottles of beer on the wall,
26 Bottles of beer.

You take one down, pass it around,
25 Bottles of beer on the wall!!!

[Mrs_Phishnoob]

You know this cat has to be male...

[Phishnoob]

Did I put on that much weight?