testing, just ignore this thread

[Phishnoob]

Originally Posted by minireefer3

I know he wanted to apologize to, Spank, or something like that, but he cant send a PM as a guest and he could use my account but he said it might get confusing that way.....

he says the only really bad part is not answering questions he knows the answers to.....a first ban on most V-bulletin sites lasts about 2-4 weeks and it been 3

Good job sticking up for your brother. Let's keep this out of the forum and I sent you a PM.

Perry (How the heck did I end up as a Mentor?)

[minireefer3]

He really wants to come back, he evn said he'll stay out the think tank

[tdwyatt]

Sorry to hear that Adam is in time-out...



but anyway...


An enterprising journalist decided to get the scoop of the day by photographing the fearsome phantom that lived in a spooky mansion located near the edge of a small Southern town.

He gathered his equipment together, steeled himself to the fact that this was probably a hoax, drove to the old house and unpacked his gear. He slowly walked up the overgrown path to the house, walked up the rickety front stairs, stepped around holes in the front porch, and walked into the foyer of the deserted homestead, armed with only his camera. Suddenly, the door slammed shut, plunging the room into darkness, and the ghost decended upon him, moaning and wailing and clanking chains.

"I mean no harm; I just want your photograph," the journalist said bravely.

Pleased at this chance to make headlines, the ghost posed for a number of shots, and the happy journalist rushed back to his darkroom and began developing the photos. Unfortunately, they turned out to be so underexposed that nothing could be seen in them.

The photographer was distraught, thinking of the potential he had had for making a big splash in the world of photojournalism. He went to a local pub nearby to drown his sorrows. Walking into the bar, he met friends that greeted him in, but saw his disappointment, They asked him what was wrong. Not wanting to tell the whole story, he simply explained with a single sentence:








"The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak..."

[minireefer3]

"The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak..."

funny, I got one:

Its a pretty day at local insane asylum, two inhabitants, a man and a woman, of the insane asylum who are scheduled to be kept there for life are taking a walk by the facillities pool.

Suddenly the man jumps in, hes been contenplating suicide and wants to drown himself. Reactting to her friends predicament the woman jumps in and saves the man. She then allerts the nurses.

One of the nurses very impressed decides to make a recomendation for the release of the woman. Obviously her action in this situation is not that of someone who is insane. So the nurse wins her appeal the woman is scheduled to be set free...

The nurse goes to the womans room, she tells the woman I have good news and bad news:

Good News: You are being released due to your heroic action
Bad News: The man you saved hung himself later in the night, he is now dead

-The woman looking puzzelled, goes oh no, he did not hang himself, after I got him out of the pool

I HUNG HIM UP TO DRY OUT!

hope you enjoyed

[Alice]

Oooooh; I like that one, Tom!

I don't know why, but this is one of my faves:

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

LOL

[tdwyatt]

Originally Posted by Alice

... "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

LOL

LOLOLOL!!!!


HEH!!!

[tdwyatt]

After months of digging at an archeological site in Nova Scotia, two researchers digging together simultaneously uncovered a priceless statue of the ancient Norse thunder god. It was a wondrous piece of artwork - the statue had bulging muscles, an imposing stance, and of course the famous giant hammer, but most imposing of all, the eyes of the fierce-looking face were made of two giant rubies that glittered with a brilliant red colour.

The two leading archeologists on the dig began to argue over who should be the arheologist credited with the discovery, and pretty soon the argument intensified to the point where the rest of the team, despite being exhausted after the day's work, started to gather round to watch the pending fist-fight.

The two continued squabbling for some time, then pushing amd shoving each other, then the fists started flying, providing the other folks at the dig with a great source of amusement for the evening. By the time they finally gave up and called a truce, it was well into the wee hours of the morning. As they finally resolved the issue, the crowd dispersed. This, of course, lead one junior digger to say to another...










"Well, that was a fight for Thor's eyes."






... hep me...

[Alice]

Alice slaps Tom around with a large trout!

Hehehe

[minireefer3]

I thought we were going with funny not corney



j/k

[Alice]

Puns are corny

Like this one:

When the mollusk kept criticizing me I had to take action. I hate clam chider.

[JennM]

99 Bottles of beer on the wall,
99 Bottles of beer.

You take one down, pass it around,
98 Bottles of beer on the wall...

[kwjones]

98 Bottles of beer on the wall,
98 Bottles of beer.

You take one down, pass it around,
97 Bottles of beer on the wall...

[tdwyatt]

Originally Posted by JennM

(how do you stick a bottle of beer to the wall anyway?)

Velcro...

[Minnreefer]

97 Bottles of beer on the wall,
97 Bottles of beer.

You take one down, pass it around,
96 Bottles of beer on the wall...

[Mrs_Phishnoob]

96 Bottles of beer on the wall,
96 Bottles of beer.

You take one down, pass it around,
95 Bottles of beer on the wall...