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01-09-2003, 10:03 PM
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stupid riddle
What goes "clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop?"
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01-09-2003, 10:18 PM
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Jerel walking in fins 
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01-09-2003, 10:19 PM
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ROTFL,
That's better than the "REAL" answer. 
PS> The bang bang is him hitting is head when he falls down.
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01-10-2003, 07:56 AM
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ROTFLMAO
OK, you guys - what's the real answer?
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01-10-2003, 08:03 AM
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A gun-toting trigger-happy horse wearing horse shoes....  |
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01-10-2003, 08:06 AM
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Jerel, I thought the guesses were much more fun than the real answer, and Shirley was on the right track, but here goes.
It's an amish drive-by shooting.
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01-10-2003, 08:11 AM
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Sailfin
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...and the gun is not an automatic, right??
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01-10-2003, 09:32 AM
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double barrel shotgun no doubt, This brings to mind watching "Witness" again the other night. Great movie 
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01-10-2003, 10:02 AM
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ROTFL
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01-10-2003, 10:04 AM
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The Border Collie Mod
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Old Man/Young Man
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young man walked up and sat down. He had
spiked hair in all different colors: Green, red,
orange, blue and yellow.
The old man just stared.
Every time the young man looked, the old man
was staring.
The young man finally said sarcastically "What's
the matter old timer? Never done anything wild
in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied "Got
drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was
just wondering if you're my son."
Keys joke!
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01-10-2003, 11:07 AM
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now thats funny
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01-10-2003, 08:20 PM
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Look deeply into my eyes
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01-10-2003, 08:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by gregt
Jerel, I thought the guesses were much more fun than the real answer, and Shirley was on the right track, but here goes.
It's an amish drive-by shooting.
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Greg , sorry to say , i knew that one(thought i spread it LOL)but i was lurking at work when i saw it
Amish country ain't that far from me, crazy thing is ,,,they have "Gangs"!  clip clop, clip clop
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01-10-2003, 08:34 PM
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The Border Collie Mod
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Amish gangs?????
Now there's a thought that will strike fear in everyone!
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01-11-2003, 02:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
Amish gangs?????
Now there's a thought that will strike fear in everyone!
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Yup, and they have Boom-boxes in the buggies too(now that a lot of them already have 12 batt's for the lights on them,,,,
i could tell you a few "double -standard " stories,,,,,
"loop-hole" in da religion,,,,,,,shhh,,,,,,,,,,
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