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01-20-2003, 07:26 AM
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The Border Collie Mod
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Poor little goldfish
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, He politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, And I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn't it?'
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your **** cat."
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01-20-2003, 07:51 AM
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Sailfin
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01-20-2003, 09:20 AM
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Birthday tracker
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Spartanburg, SC USA
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Boy, you hooked me in with that subject line, Jerel!
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01-20-2003, 08:16 PM
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Good boy
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Marietta, GA, USA
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01-25-2003, 06:39 PM
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Big Fishy
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: thousand oaks, ca
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01-27-2003, 05:47 PM
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Nothing to See Here
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Montana
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LMAO Jerel!!!! 
Fish says that his name is Rainbow Jagger!!!
Fish goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation. Patti looks at the fish in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The fish says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the fish says that his name is Rainbow Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The fish says, "Sure, I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain fly rod and reel, about an inch long; detailed and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a fish named Rainbow Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny rod & reel. "I mean, what the heck is this??" The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick-knack, Patti Whack. Give the fish a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Oh well I tried!!!
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01-27-2003, 07:51 PM
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Good boy
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Marietta, GA, USA
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 I think my kids were telling that one... bout five years ago.
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01-27-2003, 08:28 PM
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The Border Collie Mod
Join Date: Feb 2001
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LOL
Johnny I like that one!
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01-28-2003, 09:40 PM
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Little Fishy
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Independence MO
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Best place for a cat.
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