from the show Becker:
"I don't like smoking while I walk, it blows back in my face, and second-hand smoke is very dangerous".

oh brother!
another one from Becker that I personally love; there is a hoodlem type guy with a bad headache (and a backwards hat) in the exam room, and while he's explaining how he feels he had to say "you know what I'm sayin' " between every other word which drove Becker (and me) nuts. Finally Becker said:
"YES I know what you're sayin', if you say that again I'm going to let your head explode... and take that hat off, you can't possibly be as stupid as that makes you look!"
hahahahaha... I love Becker, he gets such great one liners... post your quotes here!