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03-21-2007, 04:00 AM
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Professor Chaos
 
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Funny TV Quote Time
Ok, funny story...
I got sick today, and the first thing that came to mind as i was kneeling at the porcelin throne was a quote from Eric Cartman from south park..
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Bad pie...
What are your favorite funny tv quotes and even better, tell about the funny time one may have popped into your head. FYI, my absolute fav quote is from house and can be found in my signature.
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I mix twinkies and ding dongs all the time, in Europe they call it a Dinky -- Homer Simpson
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03-21-2007, 07:49 AM
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Rogue Water is Trouble!
Join Date: Jul 2006
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The Simpsons...mostly from Ralph Wiggum
..."my cats breath smells like cat food"
..."you bent my wookie"
..."Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking!"
I can go on...but you will all think I am wierder than you already do.
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03-21-2007, 08:15 AM
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Rogue Water is Trouble!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Twitterbait
Ok, funny story...
I got sick today, and the first thing that came to mind as i was kneeling at the porcelin throne was a quote from Eric Cartman from south park..
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Bad pie...
What are your favorite funny tv quotes and even better, tell about the funny time one may have popped into your head. FYI, my absolute fav quote is from house and can be found in my signature.
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To go along with this one...Grandpa Simpson
"Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions. "
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03-21-2007, 08:21 AM
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The Bitter Mod
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Family Guy -Jo-LENE. I have an army to raise and I must get to Managua at once. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal. BUT NO PICKLES. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES.
Simpsons-When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces,,...I just know they're about to jab me with something."
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03-21-2007, 08:48 AM
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Forever Reef
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Sanford & Son : Fred Sanford = ''Welcome to my Castle...your uglyness''
lol
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03-21-2007, 09:32 AM
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Tang Lover
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"That is SOOOO not the opposite of taking someone's underpants!"
-- Chandler
on Friends, after Joey comes in wearing ALL of Chandler's clothes.
also
"I am so smart. S-M-R-T!"
--Homer
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03-21-2007, 10:24 AM
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spaceman spiff
 
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"Don't try to confuse me with the facts!"
- Phil Hartman as Bill McNeal on Newsradio
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03-21-2007, 06:26 PM
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One of my favorite MOVIE quotes has got to be Happy Gilmore and Adam Sandler when he gets in a fight with Bob Barker. "The price is WRONG *****. Then Bob Barker proceeds to whoop him. LOL Thats good stuff
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03-21-2007, 07:21 PM
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The Bitter Mod
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fly Guy
One of my favorite MOVIE quotes has got to be Happy Gilmore and Adam Sandler when he gets in a fight with Bob Barker. "The price is WRONG *****. Then Bob Barker proceeds to whoop him. LOL Thats good stuff
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That's great, but these are tv quotes. 
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Kick over the walls,cause governments to fall
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Anger can be power
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03-21-2007, 08:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by theplatypus
That's great, but these are tv quotes. |
Fine......i know when im not wanted
I dont watch TV....i just wanted to be included in the fun 
Ill leave you and your stupid TV quote game be 
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I like to glue animals to rocks and put disturbing amounts of electricity and saltwater next to each other
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03-21-2007, 09:13 PM
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kid impersonator
Join Date: Mar 2006
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do "the Kids in The Hall" count?
then it's
"and I remebered, I wanted to leave.
But I couldn't becuase his knee was on my chest"
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03-21-2007, 09:22 PM
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kid impersonator
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Space Ghost Coast to Coast:
SPACE GHOST: Oh, boy, I'm nervous. I'm sweating like a Trekkie.
Young Ones:
RICK: There's no one in here, Mr. Balowski! We're all holograms!
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03-21-2007, 09:26 PM
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kid impersonator
Join Date: Mar 2006
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and of coarse
Raulgh Wiggum: my nose makes it's own bubble gum
and
I choo choo choose you
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03-21-2007, 09:31 PM
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kid impersonator
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Pinky and the Brain:
Pinky: what are gonna to tonight
Brain: Same thing we do every night, try to take over the world
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03-21-2007, 09:36 PM
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kid impersonator
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More "Kids in the Hall"
BAD DOCTOR: I figured, how far can you coast on charm? Well, pretty far, actually!
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