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10-02-2006, 03:09 PM
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Shark
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Yuma, Arizona
Posts: 1,472
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Crabby wife
CRABBY WIFE
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage
man
answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,"
said one trooper.
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news,
some
good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news
first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "! What's the
good
news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up she had 12 twenty-five
pound
king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the
great
news?"
We are going to pull her out again tomorrow!
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55gal... BB of course! 
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10-02-2006, 06:23 PM
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Shark
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Yuma, Arizona
Posts: 1,472
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You guys/gals do not get it?
Ever seen the show "The deadliest catch"?
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55gal... BB of course!
Love the
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10-02-2006, 11:59 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jan 1999
Location: Southern Oregon, Way West of Dimples ;)
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Hehehehehe, i am betting the Missus doesnt read your puter 
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When considering courage in battle, one should remember that there are 2 sides to every conflict.
The heroism of the losing side rarely gets remembered
but we were all husbands and fathers, sons and bros
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10-03-2006, 12:16 AM
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Just some guy, you know?
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West of Dimples
Posts: 18,554
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That is good, even better since I don't have a wife 
Whiskey
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Mr. Jive/Dr. Heckyll
Life is never more fun, then when your the Underdog
Competing against the Giants.
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10-03-2006, 07:04 AM
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Wants a Howitzer
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maine
Posts: 3,937
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good haul
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30 gallon (long)
one 7" Toadfish named Todd (Batrachomoeus trispinosus)- Tuxedo urchin eater
Assorted mushrooms, zoanthids, ricordea, leathers, a candy and brains...
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10-03-2006, 07:08 AM
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I've got the REEF rash!
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 26,380
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LOL!I like it!
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10-03-2006, 01:05 PM
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Professor Chaos
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Arkham Asylum
Posts: 9,771
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Lmao
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10-03-2006, 01:10 PM
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Rogue Water is Trouble!
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Upstate, NY
Posts: 2,911
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Love that show...
Was probably the best reality show on TV last year!
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10-04-2006, 01:07 AM
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Saltwater Mom
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Ga
Posts: 5,868
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Yep the hubby and I watch it together. I can hear him now, "Let's go lobster fishing hunny!".
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Jena
Newest member of the BRW crowd!
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10-04-2006, 01:16 AM
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Shark
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Woodstock GA
Posts: 1,849
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LOL!!!!! I am going to tell the wife about that one.
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