And so the story goes:
My wife was in her first trimester when the conversation of the evening once again turned to the birth of our upcoming child. This particular conversation was not new. My wife was insistent on finding out whether we were going to be having a boy or a girl during her 20 month ultrasound. Needless to say, we did not find out whether we were having a boy or a girl with our first son and somehow he has manage of flurish even while having to spend the first year of his life in a gender neutral room

. So, it is easy to see what my position was from the last sentence.
Anyway, the fish tank gods must have been on my side that evening. For out of the blue my wife utters this statement: If you will agree to findout whether we are having a boy or a girl, I will let you choose the name. At this time, I am sure most are confused how this statement could have landed me my new tank. I will admit even at the time not even I was aware of what the fish tank gods were up too. But in time their vision would be seen.
Now getting back to her statement. If I say yes, I have undertaken a great responsibility. Naming a child is no easy task for many reasons.
First, we all have some memory of childhood. Most of us liked to rythm ... and some even enjoyed it more when it was inappropriate and tied to someone elses name. But I am sure it is not true of the individuals reading this blog

! But a concern when naming a child nontheless.
Secondly, you must not only like the proper name, but all other names that can be modified or shorten using the letters available. Family, relatives, friends all seem to be the biggest abusers.
Lastly, you do not want to call your child's name and have 10 other children run. You do not want the name to be too common but not to over the top. I had thrown out Percula as a name, but my wife did not think if was ... FUNNY

! Just like many of you did not think last statemnet was either. Moving on ....
If I say NO then maybe my wife will not think 1-3 and name our child ----. I will let you insert the name so that I do not offend anyone. So go ahead ... think back in time to when you were in grade school using your most mature humor ... laugh little ... but not too much because it is not appropriate to make fun of peoples names ... at least that is what my elementary school principal told me

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I said YES. Three days later we found out we were having another baby boy

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Three months later I was doing my rythming, modifying, shortening name thing. I felt like I had four pretty bulletproff names but could not come up with THE ONE. That is when the fish tank gods finally revealed their vision

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So, later that evening I approached my wife with an envelope. An envelope that contained five boy names and a contract attachted. The contract was simply this ... If she would like to see the names that I selected (again I am dealing with a women three months earlier needed to know whether we were having a boy or a girl) and have the ability to choose the final name from this list, all she had to do was sign and date at the bottom!
Simple enough yes ... but the contract also stated that in signing the contract she would full heartidly support me in my efforts in creating and maintaining a 180g reef tank. And I am sure all who have maintained aquatic life know what that means. But just to make sure my wife knew what "full heartidly" meant, I clearly defined it to cover all aspects of time, money, and energy involved. I am completely serious on this ... the contract does exist and is located in a fireproff secure box in our house not just for me, but more importantly for her

! Some people may not believe I have my wife's best interest at heart. Let me explain with an example.
I am going out to purchase a
calcium reactor or splendid SPS coral and she feels like she want to role her eyes. I can stop her by quickly grabbing the contract before she makes this mistake ... saving us time, which we could then spend with our children instead of in debate ..and tax payer money by not weighing the court system down secondary to this breach of contract

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And for those who still are in disbelief that I would use our unborn child as leverage to get my fish tank do not be worried. I would do any thing for my wife and she would tell you the same. If you are still not convience the story will be made more clear ....
If you were reading closly, which after some of my poor humor I am suprised that you still are, you will notice I only had four names choosen. Then fifth name on the list in the envelope was blank. In the end she could have selected any name she desired!
So, do you really feel that I should not hold my wife, who more than likely was on a hormal rollercoaster during all these events, accountable ... I have to say YES ... and so does my new 180G tank

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And that ends the story, but is the start of my blog on the process of making my 180G
SPS reef tank a reality.