Ok I agree twist my arm, you are a idiot... lol just kidding of course. Honestly why is it inside the tank is a great question. I would never do it on my personal tank. It really blocks out a lot of the top of the tank. I would cut the teeth into the back of the tank and have a external trough like what you are imagining. I wouldn't worry about slanting the bottom toward the middle or anything like that. You simply need to put in a
durso standpipe and set the water level so that it is within about 1/2" of the tank water level. It will then fill up the trough and be totally silent. In a couple months I will be building myself a 150 and it will have the teeth cut into the back of the tank with external boxes.