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My method:
1) Painstakingly assemble 8 quarters for coin op laundry machine. Convince girlfriend that sump socks can go in with the "whites".
2) Use 1/4 cup laundry detergent, full amount liquid bleach.
3) Select Cold water, whites.
4) Run machine for full cycle.
5) Remove filter socks before sticking rest of laundry in dryer.
6) Place wet socks in 5 gallon bucket, fill bucket with fresh water and extra amount of Amquel or other Tap water detoxifier.
7) Soak socks for an hour, Use "smell test" to determine chlorine level. Test for Phosphates in bucket water (reminants from laundry detergent), drain water and add more detoxifier if smell remains. Replace sock in sump with freshly washed sock.
8) Throw out underwear that has sump sock stains from dryer. Convince girlfriend it was NOT the sump socks that caused her Victoria Secret $40 bra have a stanky funk. Never wash with the "whites" again.
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