Not unless I go down the shore and have my 4-year old kids start collecting all those little creatures (there are no child labor laws where I grew up)
. Oh wait, we don't have an oceanfront view from our house. I will make sure next time we take a vacation I stuff my pockets with little creatures on the way back. I can see me walking funny through airport security and when the TSA officer gets his little metal detector up and down the hermit crabs pouring out of my pockets and out of my pants
. Lori and Jeff I will hire your kids too and dont worry they will only carry snails in their pockets.
You get 2 free snails for their efforts
running to get the deal...
